DATELINE: LONDON By: “The Mayfair Whisperer”
Darlings, clutch your pearls and pour a stiff gin.
We always knew diplomacy could be messy, but the whispers coming out of the Court of St. James suggests that Anglo-American relations have gone from “cordial” to “downright scandalous.”
Sources close to the Palace have been working overtime to bury rumors of a completely inappropriate, highly combustible entanglement between the stoic new US Ambassador and everyone’s favorite bachelor Prince.
They tried to keep it quiet. They failed. We have the photos.
The truth finally comes out on March 19th, but because I love you, here is an exclusive sneak peek at the scandal that’s about to rock the monarchy.
THE PLAYERS
On one side, we have Ambassador Bryce Fielding Lewis. The face of American dignity… or a man desperately trying to hide a secret?
He arrived from Washington with a reputation as a serious, no-nonsense crisis manager. Lewis is all duty, lineage, and stern looks that say, “I’m terribly disappointed in you.”
On the other side, Prince Arthur Phillip.
The royal with the devilish charm. He spends his time looking dashing at the front row of fashion Week and charming foreign dignitaries. He is everything the Ambassador is not: open, beloved, and entirely chaotic. They are oil and water. Gasoline and a match. Protocol dictates they should barely tolerate each other. But “sources” say the tension between them isn’t political—it’s primal.
THE INCIDENT
The rumors started swirling last Tuesday. At 3:17 AM, a black diplomatic SUV was spotted peeling away from the side entrance of Kensington Palace—an entrance usually reserved for high-level security clearances and midnight trysts.
Who was inside, looking suspiciously disheveled and shocked to see a camera lens? None other than the esteemed Ambassador Lewis. The Palace issued a terse “No Comment.” The US Embassy claimed it was a “late-night strategy session.”
Darling, please. We know a walk of shame when we see one.
THE SMOKING GUN
If you thought the late-night exit was damning, wait until you see what my sources sent over this morning. These images, taken by a concealed camera at an exclusive Soho club just 48 hours before the palace incident, show a very different kind of “special relationship.”
THE FULL STORY REVEALED
What really happened? How does a rigid American Ambassador fall for a chaotic Royal Prince without causing an international incident?
The Palace tried to kill this story. But the truth is too delicious to stay hidden.
These photos are just the beginning. The full, uncensored, entirely scandalous story of Bryce and Arthur drops on March 19th. Be the first to get the full exposé before it’s banned in both countries! Preorder Making It Royal now from your favorite online bookstore! The Preorder price is 3.99, but the price goes up to 4.99 on release day so lock in your savings now.
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